dropping your panties when on a date

dropping your panties when on a date

For guys on a date should know that a girls panties don’t just fall to the floor on their own ………… er….well yes they can like when they get old and the elastic goes or if you buy the wrong size ……………. No I am talking about the way a guy is thinking of getting the panties off a girl when on a date, and when he says the wrong thing and she may as well be wearing a chastity belt for all the luck he would ever have in getting them off.

To day I will tell you what happened when a guy tried to sex talk with me on Facebook er no I don’t sex talk so it was kinda a one sided convo, I was asking about the political problems in Turkey and the number of sites they were building for Syrian refugees, and he was talking about sucking on my nipples ………IT’S TRUE !!!  I know some guys can add sex to any conversation, yet even I was surprised when asking about the state religion being Sonni he answered with how he was putting his hand up my dress !!!!!!! …….no I am not making this up, he may as well been talking to a blow up doll for all he was caring about my side of a conversation !

I expect others have warned you about Facebook but being just stupid human apes you would not have listened.

At the end of last year I joined Facebook to try and find some people to read my blogs and hopefully buy my books  …………

….. something which I am still waiting to happen, and over the past few months it has become very obvious that facebook is full of very strange people ……………………… look trust me on this I am a vampire!

Never believe who or what they say they are: sex, age or even species.

Not that I am saying all are weird only about 95%, but in the 5% left you still do get lots of nice folks on line like the one named: “The Bone crushing death lord of the third level of hell”   who happens to be a Maths Professor from New Jersey who is happily married with two kids ……………. (Its ok John I have not told them your real name).

Sex talk ? ….ho yes you want to know about the sex talking and how to get a girl to drop her panties ….like me……………. God that is so easy to do ………… a small band of gold on my finger should do the trick in so long as it comes with some nice large diamonds, a brand new blood red sports car, my own bank account with $1 million in it, an unlimited credit card paid for by my hubby, as too getting me to drop my panties he wont know what hit him, looking at other girls?

Hell he will be lucky if he could still walk from the bedroom  ………….  I do believe in marriage for life and so I will insure him in case his life ends suddenly by forgetting my birthday.   

See I have always said I am just a normal loving vampire girl at heart………………………

Back to the sex talking well this guy we will call the BabyTurk ………….. yes it is an odd name well he is Turkish and well he sent me a pic of his dick, and no I did not ask to see it ! 12 lines into a first convo I ever had with him he sent me a pic of his dick!

Well as a girl I did what was normal with such a private thing as a pic of his dick and emailed it to all my girl friends …………….. yes guys this is normal ………….. well it is also the first one I have seen without it wearing a polo necked jumper when excited ……

…….. god do I have to spell it out no foreskin……

… normal dicks look like they are wearing collars or polo necks when excited this one was naked so a Muslim or Jewish dick ……….. I told my friends he must have just copied it from the web and they said in that case why did he copy such a small one to send me, ok her real words were:

Shit that is Small !!!!!  Amy what freaks are you talking to now !!!!!!

I sorry but I am not that experienced and besides I am hardly making a collection of photos of guys dick ……………………..well apart from that one I told you about a few months back ……………hell now he was hung like a horse ……………. No I am not joking !! it still makes my eyes water when I think of it.

My same friend says dicks without a forskin collar do not feel as good …………… less friction? I don’t know why she didn’t say …………. Well I always thought that with girls it is 90% feeling and only 10% friction to be turned on where as with guys it is 90% friction and 10% imagination.

All I can suggest to any guy that has had his dick mutilated is to slip a few elastic bands around it to make it feel normal for the girlfriend.

And as to the wonderful one sides sex talk we were having at one point he says he has seen a girlfriend of mine naked …………….. er? ………… like is that to impress me?

I have in fact seen lots of girls naked and well if this is a chat up line it needs some work doing to it ….

…..er think about it .........I see naked boobs every time take my bra off …………… after about the age of 13 the novelty begins to ware off …………..

This is more on the sort of stuff 14 year old boys say and next he will be wanting me to explain how to undo a bra, which the standard reply is ask your Mom to buy you one and practice, that is what I had to do.

Now if he were to tell me of the guys he has seen naked now that would be more interesting perhaps with pics and info like is it true that guys always stand up close to other guys when taking a piss so they can compare dick size?

Now I know of this guy as he has a bit of a repertation, but we have never talked before and he asked me to add him as a friend ……………. Well he didn’t a female did ………… er……….yes he was pretending to be a girl account, profile pic of girl etc ……..  and no I don’t know why ………….. perhaps it is a guy thing………… but to use the account for sex talking?

But that would mean he could sex talk with other guys? ……..ick………….forget it I do not even wish to think of what sort of convos he would be having with horny guys on line ……….. So any guys out on Facebook planning to do this to get a date just remember on the first date not to wear too short a skirt or you will look cheap, and only let him remove your underwear after an expensive meal.

Well him being a guy my not know the rules.

Now why am I telling you my listening bloggersphere public about this?

Well BabyTurk has been telling everyone for months how sad he was as his wife or girlfriend has just died ….. but during our chat he says it was all a lie she is alive and that he just says that in was to get girls feeling sorry for him ………….. 

Well some guys will go a long way in trying to get a girl to drop her panties, but to say this so he can get them to  to give feeling sorry for you sex ……….well I find it a bit ……….. ick …………. Don’t you?

Some of my friends say I should not tell people about this as he may get upset …………….. well all I can say is if he does not like me warning girls about him I can always publish the full convo we had ………… yes BabyTurk I did make a copy and you should think yourself very lucky I am not blogging it as your comments about how you have been taking advantage of girls on line would make very interesting reading to the girls involved ………………

As to other guys out there it is really not a good idea to brag and tell a blogger your dirty little secrets ……………….

As for the convo just because I am not blogging it for all to see does not mean I will not make it available to the girls you have listed as conquests

Look I am a vampire and not once have I said I was a nice vampire ………………… I don’t do nice …………..

Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Moan ! yes I am moaning again, waiting for you all to buy my book FANGS RULE means I am having to take on two jobs just to eat………and I am now thinking about the idea that some girl had in Singapore………….. She advertised on the internet that she was available for dates and meal with strangers and she promised to wear a short skirt and no panties……….. well Singapore is a hot country……………….and ………… look some guy will pay you to go for a meal with him without wearing panties, and that will get him all excited?....(god that is Sad)........And just that, nothing else……….. like you are not also on the menu? ……………. That does sound a win/win situation ………a free meal and a less laundry to do.

I will first need to buy a good uplifting bra…………. SHUT UP !!!!!! ……… I’m Chinese Asian …big boobed we are not…………… OK so I don’t fall over every time I try to stand up like some western women but they are fine…and REAL !!!

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Now the lower part I have no worries about as I have a cute butt …..well I do ……how do I know?…well……….I HAVE BEEN TOLD !.................... ok so mostly by old men, but they are male …er……..just ……………. So it still counts ………..

And women like to rub my butt ………….. er….now that sounds odd……… well its true……….all this stress of being poor and you readers not buying my book ……….My book is like my blog ..I poke fun at everything ….and where I blatantly point out how stupid you humans are on my blog in my book I have ……….. well …actually I say the same things but make it subtle so if you are a stupid human male you will not even notice that I am making fun of you

………..hehehehehehehehe…. but your daughter    …  girlfriend or wife will……………… heheheheheheeh  …………….

If it was not for Eve in the Garden of Eden you would still all be sitting up in trees scratching your balls

Butt Rubbing? ……………… well I went for a sports massage and …..well there one is laying face down on a table wearing just a smile and a towel covering ones butt.

Look if she is going to put her hands under the towel to massage baby oil into ones cute posterior …like what’s the point of it being covered with a towel.

And when I visited Thailand I booked this woman that did not speak English to came to my hotel room and give me a special Thai all over body massage ………. Of course again just wearing a towel ……….what is it with being female meaning we are happy to get naked around other females ………… and ………….ick ………it was all over ……… like that was the day I discovered that I was not going to take up Lesbianism …………….. with her the Butt was only a start ……….she massaged my inside thighs! ……like why? …….in my book that is listed under foreplay………  I have never had my inner thighs massaged before and I had hoped the first time it would have been by a cute guy………………

At this point all the male readers are sniggering …………….. hahaha …………. No all it did was to prove two things………

1:  I am ticklish there, yes very ticklish so I have crossed it off my future foreplay demands  and 

2:  Having some Thai woman going anywhere near ones private parts is certainly not relaxing.

What happened next? Well I gave her a very large tip and quickly showed her out…….

 So yes I have a nice Butt …………..

But this is still not selling my books ……………. Look it up and read the reviews …here I will give you a review link…………………. Its good!!!!!!!

SO BUY IT !!!!!!!

It’s in paper at the moment but soon it will also be on kindle and ebook …………. I think the paper book is better value but if you must try and be cheap then get the Electronic one…… but buy something !!!!!!

Paper book cover and digital book cover:

REVIEWS CLICK HERE

http://www.fangsrule.com/review.htm

I do need to sell some book so please buy one ………………. See I am honest with what I and doing ………..and if you don’t I will rip off one of your arms and hit you with the soggy end ……………… But not very patient ………………

See how nice a vampire I am ………….. I have a cat to feed and a mortgage on my cave ………so buy a book or don’t ever go out at night again !!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS A LINK:

http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

This is what other authors do to get people to buy their books ……..no I did not make these up they are real and appeared on a bookclub website asking people to pass them on, so I have......she sounds very unlucky …………… hum……….. and gets more per book than I do !

Ok, Ok I will trust her over the cancer but 50,000 stolen copies $241,500.00. …………. I have read the book and ………….. well I learnt a lot on gynecology from the first chapter rape,  and one really needs to use a mirror to check some of the finer details out !

The bad language used was a little ……….. well some words I had to look up ………..but that is the fault of my upbringing ……and not the authors………..

As I said I hope it is all true and if you are going to help her then please also think of my poor staving cat ……………….

And how hungry I could be when I meet you on one dark lonely night …………………..

This is from http://www.goodreads.com/ ..........................

"I found out today that I have cervical cancer. My insurance wil pay for all but 2600.00. I have to pay the rest of it in advance before they'll start the treatment. I have severe rhumitoid arthritis and live on disability. The only way I have to make the money i need for treatment is to sell the book i authored, the Undead Heart, for sell on amazon in hard cover and Kindle and barnes and noble for nook. My royalties are only 4.83 per bokk sold so I would need to sell 534 book to get the money I need and I don;t have long to do it. The Kindle and nook prices are 6.99 and the amazon hard copy is 18.86. I have a 15 year old son and I don't want to die. You can find the book detal and how to read a kindle book at http://www.thebloodthirstseries.weebly.c.../

The Undead Heart is weitten by Tate Jackson

I wrote The Undead Heart (the first book in The Blood Thirst Series) and a few days ago I found out I was ROBBED! I worked for months writing the book and have gotten some really great reviews but noticed that more people were reading it than copies sold. A friend called and told me to look up The Undead Heart torrent and that I wouldn't believe what I found. She was right, I was shocked! Someone had taken my book and uploaded it on a torrent site to be given away for free! It spread from there to many other torrent sites as well. After some investigation we found that The Undead Heart has been illegally downloaded over 50,000 times. I'm not a rich or famous author. All the money that went into publishing The Undead Heart came out of my pocket and now I have nothing but lose to show for it. It's unfair and unstoppable! As far as profits are concerned it breaks down like this: The Undead Heart e-book is for sale on Kindle and Nook for $6.99 per copy. My royalty is $4.83 per copy sold. If the 50,000 illegal downloads had been legally purchased it would have netted me a profit of $241,500.00. Instead, I got nothing. I can't begin to describe how hurt, angry and disappointed I felt when I discovered this theft. To have someone take a piece of you and just give it away to everyone is incomprehensible! Blood Thirst (the second book in the series)is completed and nearly ready to be released. Because of the theft I actually consider not publishing the last 2 books in the series. My friends said they understand my anger but to not publish the next book would be unfair to the people who did legal purchase The Undead Heart and who were so kind with their comments and reviews. I don't know what to do! I'm sure I will publish Blood Thirst but would love to hear the thoughts and advise from the group! What would you do? Please feel free to repost this wherever you like! Advice and comments can also be sent to bloodthirstseries@yahoo.com

Love Always,
Tate Jackson

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