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My French fry food porn story "French Fried" to be published in Best Lesbian Romance 2012

My French fry food porn story "French Fried," set in the Paris of my imagination, with a little help from a friend's true tale (not the sex part, but the seeing a girl eating fries part), will be published in the Cleis Press anthology Best Lesbian Romance 2012, edited by Radclyffe! Yay! I definitely plan to write more food porn. Waffles, maybe cheese...could I pull off dumplings? Maybe for a short short. Wonder if Fuck Yeah French Fries would be interested?

Funnily enough I'm trying not to eat French fries til Labor Day, when I hope I will be much closer to my goal weight. I did nibble a few the other day at Coffee Shop, and they were delicious. What I love about writing is that I can fantasize about food and sex and whatever else and turn those mental imaginings into stories.

Here's an excerpt:

From "French Fried" by me:

The fry is the best thing I've ever tasted. It's warm and perfectly cooked through, salty, with a hint of some kind of spice. But what heats my mouth even more is the way Veronique is looking at me. Her eyes are taking in my entire face, wide, trusting, seeking, and her lips are red and beautiful. On someone else the color might look overbearing, a vamp on the prowl, but on her it manages to look both innocent and seductive. I'm not afraid of her in the least, nor of her hungry eyes just waiting to devour me like I am doing to the fries. The fork lingers between her perfectly manicured fingers, but she puts it down, then picks up another fry and runs it along my lower lip. I dart out my tongue, teasing the fry, running my tongue up its length, licking the salt off.

She laughs, the sound melodious, but suddenly I want to feed her, too. I part my lips and she traces a fry along each one, from the right edge where they meet, along my lower lip, then around and atop the curves of my upper lip, getting the salty potato sticky with my gloss while her eyes soak in every inch of my face. Her look is intense, whether from under those impossibly long lashes, or straight on. This is a look I never get from the New York girls, who like to keep their distance. I want to tell her I don't speak French, but when I open my mouth, she traces the fry along my tongue. The back of my throat catches. Even though we are flirting over skinny bits of fried potatoes, there's nothing innocent about this. I know little more than this woman's name and already I want all of her, inside and out.

She is so calm, I can only wonder if her heart is beating fast too. "More?" She inches closer to me, and all the thoughts about touching up my makeup, straightening my outfit, wondering what I'm doing, leave my head as she slips me another fry, this time letting her finger dance along my tongue as she does. I press upward against the pad of her finger as she traces it against my organ, and know right away we are doing much more than eating. We are communicating in a language we are both perfectly fluent in, and the delicate hairs along my arms rise up in greeting.

She is so clearly in charge of me, and yet she's not dominating me. As her finger bends and the smooth edge of her nail scrapes my skin, I relax even more. She is teasing me, right here in this bistro, in a city I'd never stepped foot in until yesterday. She is daring me to stay silent, to not rush forward with the torrent of questions I find so tedious about dating back home. She is daring me to simply sit, wait, savor. She pulls out her finger and wipes it on her napkin, the picks up another fry, dips it in a pool of ketchup that somehow now seems like a sex sauce whipped up just for us, and puts it in her mouth.



photo by me but alas, I forget where I took this!

Read the whole story in Best Lesbian Romance 2012! I'm not seeing a cover for it yet, but you can pre-order it from Amazon here (pre-ordering helps support books because it shows an interest from consumers, which means bookstores and online bookstores order more books). I can't speak for anyone else's series, but I can say for Best Bondage Erotica (lineup coming this week!) that the series can only continue if people buy the books.

"My lesbian neighbors asked me what i wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they..."

“My lesbian neighbors asked me what i wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch.””

- Will Ferrell

For ALL the Lovers, Revisited.
I haven't posted in a while, since I've been working on a few fun things I can't show just yet. Then I realized I hadn't finished up this sketch I had started on Valentine's Day! I had originally wanted to post three Valentine's Day sketches featuring superheroes, one of a hetero couple (for which I chose Big Barda and Mister Miracle) one of a lesbian couple, and one of a gay couple.
Unfortunately there's not a long list (okay, it's crazy-short) of gay superhero characters to choose from, but a recent addition is Kate Kane, aka Batwoman– who's become a pretty major character for DC Comics. She also has a really badass get-up. Also on the DC line-up is Renee Montoya, a former Gotham City police officer and currently operating as the Question. Kate and Renee once had a relationship, and so I thought I'd do a little tribute of what they once had (and may have again...?).
And don't worry, fellas, I still plan on doing a sketch for you, too! <3

Er………It’s ….not Lesbian if it is three girls or more………..


My friend ICE is not speaking to me and it is her own fault…….. ok well I did bite her……….and yes I did bite her hard and deep….. but ……. it has now stopped bleeding ………..hasn’t it? ……….. and I am sure the bite marks will fade away in a few days!

But it is her own fault!!! ………………….. you can not do that to a fellow girl and not expect to get bitten ……..she was only bleeding ……….. I was the one rolling around the floor naked while trying to pour a glass of cold water between my legs!

It all started because of the maid party……………. Er …….we have vampire maids as I said before…….undead …..Turned human girls…………… Ex Sex pets to male Vamps …………. Males with their pick up line of…………… .

”if you sleep with me I will make you immortal”………………..






 
Sooooo corny…………. They will just do anything to get a girl into bed! ……and sleeping with your lunch I think is a bit perverted if you ask me!

Anyway it is the maid’s party and it usually goes on for about 3 days ……first it is cake and balloons ….. Sometimes even a juggling act……………….. Then it is followed by all night dancing ………………….. by the second day as the last balloon has been playfully popped by the Males …the orgy starts and it is a free for all as the Male vampires …….The Males who I may say are shattered by spending hours trying to speed the start of the orgy by helping pop three thousand balloons! Fall on them on mass …………. Yuck and so messy to clean up afterwards.

Anyway Bambi my maid looked fantastic in her short black dress without bra or panties………yes I know ……..but what can one say it is her day off…………

All maids look fantastic as they were all once sex pets for the males so it is quite intimidation to see so many gorgeous girls heading to the orgy…….that is why Ice and her sister were having a sleepover with me and no it is not lesbian if it is three girls or more …..er ……..well ………….  I googled it to make sure.

The Maids have all remembered what their Moms had said about how to walk sexy ……….you know….…..one foot in front of the other as if you were wearing a pencil skirt so that was it makes your butt wobble from side to side in a firm and attractive way……….. You do not …and I say not ever ….walk with your legs apart as if you are still wearing diapers!!!!

Well because we are all left maid less we team up for sleepovers and that is why ICE is not speaking to me.

Did you know of the most painful things to have done to a male or female?

Well males can say it is being struck in their naked butt with a pitch fork by the farmer as they were trying to explain to the farmer’s daughter how immortality is obtained.

No the truth is and no male will own up to this and that is getting their Dick stuck in the zip of their trousers …..by ………er zipping up in too much of a hurry!.... any girl who has got material trapped in a zip knows the problem of having to use a pair of scissors to free the zip……..well it seems that guys for some unknown reason are very reluctant to free themselves with the simple help of scissors …no they prefer the bend forward and pray for Devine help ……… and you can often hear them call out to god in a very load voice ………..often followed by lots of swear words……….

I do believe that this was why some religions added the rule of circumcision into their membership.  ……………………

Now for girls …..well we are told ….childbirth is the most painful thing to happen to us…………… er………...not true………….. Hormones, drugs and a couple of bottles of celebratory champagne soon takes the memory of the pain away………..

No…………… it is what ICE did to me!.........that was the most painful thing a girl could to another girl………!!!!!!!!

It was all because I had told everyone about my great expanse of personal rainforest…………..  (pubic hair) that ICE and her sister said they would lend a hand to help me with this problem………..  Foolishly I agreed.

I mean what are friends for than to rummage through your undergrowth in a non sexual way…………….. so yes it was embarrassing ………but why ……… o ……..why did Ice have to listen to her brother and borrow his aftershave to use on me………..

Now listen to me ……..if anyone ever ……..and I mean ever …………. Offers to pour men’s aftershave on your newly shaved and baby smooth ex rainforest ……………………………… SAY NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still say ICE was very lucky that all I did was bite her ………..if I could only have stood up afterwards I would have really hurt her!

MY book FANG RULE a girls guide to being a vampire should be out in march see more of me at http://www.fangsrule.com/amy.htm  

Big beds containing naked vampires in old castles


Naked vampires

OK lets get this clear it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.

Normal full bloods like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves are thick clothing!

Which could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!  

So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er.......... they are like very cold in winter! I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!

My boyfriend Max says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime !

But his sister my bestie friend Ice says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.

She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter flannelette ones and also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.

Look ! just because you sleep with a girl does not make you a leasbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing!

Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe .....as it will give him something to dream about !!!!

Just had a lovly book review ....just click on the video clip below:







See more book details here :  http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm






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