Go back to the trees you sex mad apes !

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

Have you noticed that Newspaper headings are never fully what the article printed is about, it is all about just grabbing some ones attention with shocking words and it is a disgusting way to get readers…………..    

My page title? …..er …..well I am going to be talking about race .. and  religion ……   well……………… ok, ok, ok  just how come you think I get so many hits on my blogs! …………… My best ever Blog title for number of views so far was on I did on Buying Cleavage panties as it had a photo of a girl wearing a pair……………… huh …………… all my words of wisdom and all you guys want to do is ogle girls butts and before you start moaning about the title just think why you came to this page…..hehehehehehhe   

 

Well here I am blogging to the world about my exciting life as a real living vampire …….exciting? huh !

 

Well let me tell you it is nothing like the films …………….. before I was discovered I lived with my human aunt and life was so hard for a cold blooded bloodsucking denizen of the night ……………… like not being able to go out after dark because it is a school night ! ……………… not that I am cold blooded which was pointed out to me by a doctor when I foolishly told him I was undead ……………. Yes I now know a beating heart is a good hint of being alive …………………. But I was young ok so now shut up !!

 

Vampires come in different sorts ………Undead and Living …….well of course we do and if you want to know more then you will need to read my book!

 

As a Race of animals you humans are odd and that is ODD in capitols, it is no wonder you were put on this earth by God as a free food supply for us.

 

Human females can get pregnant and they are not even on heat !!! what sort of odd animal are they…….all females must be on heat to conceive, so to be on heat permanently just shows what a immoral species humans are!

 

Go back to the trees you sex mad apes!

 

As we vampires are so no lived we only need to come on heat once every 10 or 20 years, ho we can have sex anytime but like normal creature only conceive when on heat.

 

As vampire girls our parents notice when we start to come on heat for the first time ..er…..well you know we kinda get a little snappy with them at that time for no reason and well the bitting chunks out of doors and decapitating the postman are just extra tell tail hints…………..   

 

Normally parents just lock a girl in a padded room for a few days at this time and really cleaver ones also make it sound proof.

 

Its not funny ! as I said you humans are the odd creatures only a few weeks ago I asked a perfectly normal question on Facebook only to have all kinds of strange comments come back.

 

I mean it was such a simple question all I said was if God wanted guys to be missing a foreskin then they would have been born without one 

 

 ………………….. and if wrong about what God wants guys could end up being banded from Heaven for having a mutilated body.

 

OK lets go back a few thousand years and listen in ……….. Like there they are standing in the desert, listening to Devine commands coming down in a booming voice to the loving and devoted followers   

 

“OK WE HAVE COVERED DIET ……………….AND YES  I DID WARN YOU STOP EATING THE UNICORN ……………. YES I KNOW IT WAS TASTY BUT NOW IT IS EXTINCT AND I HAVE LOST THE DESIGNS ……………… SO NOW JUST LEAVE THE POOR PIG ALONE WILL YOU!”

 

Well that sounds all very normal but …………………. What about this

 

“I NEARLY FORGOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE JOKE LAST WEEK WHEN I SAID ALL MALES SHOULD CUT A BIT OF THEIR DICK OFF……………. HO, HO, HO, ……………….. ER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT THINK IT WAS A JOKE?! ……….. OPPS SORRY ……………

 

Now if the above has not got you all asking God to strike me down I had better finish of with a couple of word definitions for you……………..

 

PRAY, v

 

To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy

SCRIPTURES, n

The Sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

Scandal video girl Shoushou freaking out in a live TV show..

Scandal video girl Shoushou in a live TV show (Shoushou (兽兽) / ZhaiLing (翟凌) / Iris Yang)

Shoushou, a 23 year-old Chinese model was involved in a sex video scandal earlier this year. A few days ago, she was interviewed by a TV talk show “Lady Gua Gua,” because the hostess kept asking her about the scandal, the show was stopped a few times by Shousshou’s agent, but the hostess did not stop and continued to press on her interrogation, at the end Shoushou could not stand it anymore and left the show. The video of her freak out was widely spread on Sina Weibo. Most Chinese netizens showed sympathy to Shoushou and criticized the hostess on her unprofessional questions and behaviors.

China No. 1 Car Model Shou Shou Video 兽兽

Shou Shou (Zhai Ling) was born in 1987 August is a 177 cm tall Chinese model, here modeling for the Beijing New Silk Road Modeling Company. Her beauty and slim and tall physique made her a regular model at major auto car shows. Since the 2008 Beijing Auto Show, the pretty girl Shou Shou was declared by the Chinese netizens as the China’s Number 1 car model. She was also a famous soccer model.

The story that broke told of how the videography made by her ex-boyfriend and herself in 2007 has been leaked to the public after she broke up with the possessive Chinese guy. (兽兽(翟凌)中国第一美女车模)

Shou Shou stated on her website on 14 January 2010 that she reserves the right to take legal actions against any parties who defame her in this incident. She also humbly stated that she is just an ordinary model who did not deserve such unnecessary media attention.

Many China’s netizens criticised her for being naive to be part of the video project and expressed their concern that the incident will become a negative role model for China’s impressionable youngsters.

Some people also alleged that Shou Shou went for plastic surgery, which improved her looks, and thus her marketability as a model. Photos of her alleged plastic surgery before-and-after photos can be seen here.

bron: www.wayangtimes.com [25-2-2008]

 

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Church warns Berlusconi over sex scandal ..

 by Philip Pullella, Reuters 

ROME - Italy’s Catholic Church jumped into the fray surrounding Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s sex scandals on Monday, warning him that politicians who behave immorally hurt the country’s image and pollute its future.

Cardinal Angelo Bagnasco said the political quagmire was sowing the seeds of an “anthropological disaster” where the young see easy money, moral compromise and selling oneself as the road to success instead of hard work and playing by the rules.

In a speech, Bagnasco, president of the Italian Bishops Conference, spoke of “worrying clouds over Italy,” “the pitfalls of hypocrisy,” and of a “moral malaise” sweeping the country.

“Whoever accepts a public position must understand the sobriety, personal discipline, sense of measure and honour that come with it,” he said.

Bagnasco’s comments, which follow strong criticism of Berlusconi by Italy’s main industry association, underline the extent to which the traditional conservative establishment has become disillusioned with the centre-right leader.

Since the Church announced that Bagnasco’s speech would address the so-called “Ruby affair” that has transfixed Italy, there was no doubt who or what he was talking about, even though he did not mention the prime minister by name.

Milan prosecutors alleged that Berlusconi paid for sex with a “significant” number of prostitutes, including a then 17-year-old nightclub dancer who goes by the name of “Ruby the Heart Stealer,” at parties in his luxurious villa.

The 74-year-old prime minister denies any wrongdoing and says he has never paid for sex and that politically motivated leftist magistrates are bent on destroying him. He has refused to resign and refused to be questioned by the magistrates.

Not a day has passed in past weeks without new revelations in Italian newspapers about alleged wild parties between Berlusconi and other older men and young, aspiring starlets and models who received money and favours like free rent.

‘ETHICAL WEAKNESS’

Newspapers have published phone transcripts describing kinky parties at his house with showgirls in, among other things, nurse uniforms..

Bagnasco said Italy was suffering from an explosive mix of “ethical weakness and political fibrillation.”

The country, he said, was drifting from “one abnormal situation to the other” as the public remained “horrified” by the acts of politicians and suffering from “moral malaise.”

Bagnasco’s speeches are usually vetted by the Vatican, meaning his words had the approval of Pope Benedict, who last week made a thinly veiled reference to the scandal when he spoke of the need for the rediscovery of moral principles.

Some in Italy, Bagnasco said, needed a refresher course in “the ABCs of ethics.”

Those who promoted a false model of success based on “cunning, social climbing, showing off and selling oneself” were all part of an “anthropological disaster” in the making that would hurt, above all, the country’s future generations.

Ruby says she received 7,000 euros ($9,390) from Berlusconi after attending one of his parties, but had not slept with him.

Italian media have published leaks of transcripts of wiretaps in which Ruby, a Moroccan, says she asked Berlusconi for 5 million euros in exchange for her silence. She denies it.

While Italy’s Church has clearly been irked by Berlusconi’s various sex scandals over the past two years, it has until now held its fire because many in the church hierarchy feel more comfortable with a conservative government at Italy’s helm.

But Bagnansco’s comments indicated that the latest scandal was too much and that the Church has decided to abandon its policy of realpolitik in favour of the moral high ground. 

 source : http://cnews.canoe.ca