If you want to have a god in your life at least have one that looks hot and could also be a god in bed

·                                  ...I have a go at a god feed once in a while as it is fun to show how gods are created in mans image, and well Thor is kinda cute, tall, blond and hot........... so if you want to have a god in your life at least have one that could also be a god in bed!!!!!

He also has a new film out with lots of fighting now not many Gods have a nice action film made on them.

It looks good fun so lets hope it is as good as the trailer:

Name: Thor

Power: Storm / Weather God

Devine Category:  Mark 1 and Mark 3

All religions fit into types of category, they blend into sub categories but if you wish to keep it simple you can use just four. Hinduism looks to be  a mark 3 where as Islam and Judaism is a mark 4, Christianity is a Mark 4 but with a bit of Mark 3 as it talks of father, son, mother of god etc .

Yes, yes, yes ………..I know this is a very simplistic format but it is a blog not a book and if you know all the subcategories and the cross linking please email me and I will add them into my future book on Man V God. That also goes for the Chinese Gods that look like a Mark 3 but works for like a civil service and Buddhism which does strange things like covering Marks 1, 2 and 3 depending upon branch of teachings, and sometime none of those.    

Mark 1:  Nature Gods……………………….

(How to understand the world around you)

Mark 2:  Fertility Gods ……………………..

(when Farming started)

Mark 3:  Family of Gods …………………..

(Think of the Greek and Roman Family of Gods)

Mark 4:  Single Deity (male) ……………….

(Looks to have started in Egypt turned into Judaism, Islam and Christianity)

Worshiping the True God

Worshiping the True God

 

BORED...........Ho who can I upset today? ............well did you know I can not blaspheme as it is very unlikely that I would consider your god as real or anything linked as holy so as a non believer I can not blaspheme ...................

Nor can I go to hell as I am not covered by any of your gods jurisdiction ...............

If i do not believe in a god then it can not believe in me let alone punish me.....................

 

Well if I must pick one what about THOR

 

So who is the most powerful god about well lets go for Thor ………… I nice handsome guy …………. Not too bright as gods go but hell he looks real hot ………….. and if you want to have a god then have one that is hot ………….. I bet he was popular with the young goddesses

 

So lets go and name Thor as top god……………

 

if you do not believe me than worry where Thor will stick his hammer up when you die for not believing in him !!

 

And yes THOR is just as real as any other god ......... he had had 10s of thousands of worshippers / believers in his day so that makes him a real god .............…. if people believe in a god he must exist as it is a mater of belief as it is with all gods.

 

so 10s of thousands of believers make a god............ time does not affect a god so if a god had believers in the past he must still have them as he would have taken them to his own form of heaven...... ergo ............. Thor is still a powerful god

 

Sorry I’m wrong, if time does not affect a god then forget about 10s of thousands think more of many millions ……….. maybe billions ……..how many generations worshipped Thor over what 1000 years for him with the name of Thor? And as to having different names, which gods do, he is a weather god so would be worshiped in every part of the world up to the present day,  so he is a living god! and so that would cover say 20,000 years min, yes I am right Billions of believers ………..far more than any of the new ones and so if so many believe then it must be true just as it is the same with the modern gods in fact far more real as the modern gods as he has been around longer and you can see his miracles even if you do not believe in him and what other god can do that!

 

Still Don't believe me well go out in a thunderstorm and stick a long iron pole in the air and say something rude about the thunder god............ everyone else stand back.

 

Wow a miracle ! God smites a disbeliever ….all pray to THOR

 

This is how I like to upset people ............ If I am wrong it is not anything to do with you as the gods should talk to me not some puny human that believes he/she knows the thinking of a god………… ............ now if i am right then you should worry and start praying to THOR and hope he is more forgiving than a lot of the other ones.

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