Having Sex at Lunch time can be Dangerous

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …I’m sorry but they do, now I am lucky in that I have lived with humans so can spot the little differences …..er like skin colour …………. And number of legs …..er…………. perhaps that is with werewolves …………. Anyway there are differences.


It is soooooooooo easy with us Vampires as like werewolves we can smell all we need to know in seconds from 100 feet down wind.


Male of Female ………....who the Female belongs to and if the Female is near to coming on heat……………


…………if a Male is fertile and if he already has the scent of mating on him   …  ………  …what nest they belong to……… ………….How strong they are ………. .


All just normal stuff which I just can not understand how humans can survive without. 


A Male knows that if he has the scent of another Female on him ……..which of course he has every right to have ……….. He is in his full rights to have sex with as many Females that will let him……………………


……..it is just that if he has the scent of another Female on him when he comes to you in the night………


………… which of course as he again has every right to do ………

Well it is just that when or maybe even if he wakes up in the morning …………..

………..he may discover his breeding days are permanently over due to the fact that all the sex made you very hungry in the night and you have bitten something of his off as a snack………….. Just by accident you understand ……


…and nothing at all about the fact of having another female scent on him ……


which as I said he has every right to have…..… and well every Male Vampire or human should know that it is never a good idea to roll over after he has finished satisfying his needs, without so much as a grunt of thank, you or offering to sleep on the damp patch……….. as is his right ……… and then start snoring leaving a Female still hungry in more ways than one ……………………


I sometimes think this is the only reason why Male vampires want to sleep with human girls……………..


 …. Well I think it is just perverted for a Male vampire to want to have sex with his lunch!   ………it is just so yuk ………… it is like a human male wanting to have sex with a ham sandwich!   …………. Yuk Yuk Yuk …………. What one can discover on the web  ………… 

Sex For Food - MOTS TV

gender equity...racism and slavery in the modern world by Amy Mah Vampire

I have been asked about my thoughts of things like:

Gender Equity,

Racism

& Slavery in the Modern world

Yes like where are the easy questions like what is my favourite flavour ice-cream?

Gender Equity,

So starting off do I believe in gender equality….er………. NO that is silly I am a traditional brought up girl and I know that girls should know their place in the world ………..well it is so obvious we are superior !……..why would we ever want equity !

Racism

Now this one is difficult……………. So lets look at the facts as my human camouflage is not white then looking at the rules of racism I couldn’t be racist……… well only white people can be racist cant they? ………….. Well that’s what the TV tells us.

Heck….well face it I am not even the same specie!  ………. and it does not matter what colour you humans are you are still a bunch of over achieving monkeys that should go back to the trees

Slavery in the Modern world

Well of course I am not in favour ………er…………..in theory ………. Well our turned human vampire undead vampire maids are not slaves! No they …er……  ..are .   .er   savants ……….er………. no we do not pay them……..they work us forever 24/7 ….365 ………and if they refuse ………well …………. Why would they do that? We would just kill them if they did ……..but that is normal ……….we are more powerful so of course we know what is best for them……….. Look ..yes it is normal ………….just look at the human world if you don’t believe me……… Look at government foreign policy and using 3^rd world countries for cheap labour.  

At least with our maids we feed them (Er….well you do in fact) clothe them and give them a reason for life ……..er ……….unlife ..I think you should thank us for the care we take of them! ……..ok one more word about it and I will bite you .......ok?



 

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