Showing posts with label guys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guys. Show all posts

Removing your Panties for the first time with a Guy

OK I know it is a bit personal but you have to admit it, we all have one because we are Female, Guys have something different that says look I am a boy but we girls all have something hidden under our panties that says we are Female and can breed.


Well so it’s kinda personal and we all know they may all look slightly different in shape and size not that anyone would know unless we remove our panties and normally by that stage in a relationship with a guy he has long gone past caring what it looks like.


And yes it is not easy to see due to its location, but you just need to use a mirror to see it.

Yes being a female vampire the family brand is located on either your left or right hip and tells the world you are a girl and what family owns you and what rank you are in the Nest.





Of course once you rise up in status or are high born then you have a band of gold burnt in around it to let everyone know that you are an Alpha, and I mean to say who had the bright idea of stating the brand location to be on a hip ............ now what girl would ever want to drop her panties to prove she of high status ! ............er................ ok .................Lots of human A class Celebrities................ and well on a Saturday night some human girls just don't need an excuse to drop their panties ! 


If life was fair then you would have your family brand on your shoulder, but ho no .................some pervert of a male long ago decided that having it on the hip is the best place to show it off............   

Family brands can be so tacky looking, mine looks like a pink bat like and just who would come up with having a bat as a secret family sign, and what’s so secret about a family sign when you’re Aunt buys you a jumper designed with a large pink bat across your chest.





As to being Secret! Everyone knows us as the Pink Bat Family! I have pink bat earrings I even have little pink bats on my underwear! What does my Aunt think I am, Five!?








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A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff

A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love StuffA Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff

Gabby's blog http://gabby-guides.blogspot.com/ The unknown world of boys has been a problem that has plagued girl-kind for many a century.

Something different today my publisher has asked me to tell you all about what to do with a guy as if I need to tell you that !!!!!
What do you say to them? Which ones should you avoid? And what is going on in that little brain of theirs when they look at you? If only they came with a manual or something...

Well now they do! A lovely step by step guide that's split into easy stages, taking you from finding the right kind of boy for you right up to ending a relationship and starting all over again.



Wave goodbye to worrying about what kind of shoes to wear for a date or how to make the first move; it has all been covered. But how do you use this brilliant little tool? Well, if you want you can read through each chapter and follow the advice you find in it step by step.

But there's also a handy content list at the beginning of each stage so you can skip to any section you want to read about.

Keep a look out for sections called friends; these bits are dedicated to how to keep the balance between boyfriends and girlfriends. Also included is Outfits for all occasions, your very own boutique complete with personal stylist to make sure you get your right look every time. To begin with it would help if we found out a little bit more about those strange creatures we call boys. They can be a bit tricky to understand so it's best to liken them to something most girls know a little bit more about. Like shoes.


Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt.


There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical. Like shoe shopping, you need to get to know what's out there before you make your final purchase. Your first task, should you choose to accept it, is one of girl kind's most notable hobbies...with a twist...boy shopping!


To make things even easier, included here is the very first boy catalogue giving you an extensive look into all the boys on the market. Good luck and happy shopping!












Girls should tell guys that Size does matter


Girls should tell guys that Size does matter

We vampire girls are similar to human girls in that when looking for a life time mate we go for the standard normal things that girl would want:

1….. Rich

2……Hung like a horse

3……Good Teeth


Wealth? ………. Well we are long lived and once married we will never work again yet we still expect to be covered in gold and gems……………so he needs to be rich or we will have to kill him and move on.

As to size …………….. lol …………. We almost wet ourselves when we hear human girls lie to human guys when they tell them size does not matter!!!!

Of course size matters! ………….. if he is not well endowered then your girlfriends will laugh at you …..and your parents will worry that you are turning into a lesbian!

Yes a male vampire with small fangs is a pitiable sight and normally gets killed for having girly teeth!  Imagine having children by a male with fangs not at least 50% larger than yours ………….. yuk ………. People will think you are perverted! Or something is wrong with you that you could not catch a real male………. Besides that your family will disown you!.................

……………Er …………

………..When I was talking about males and size you thought I was talking about his boy dangly bits didn’t you?  ………..you have such dirty minds and besides I already said he had to be hung like a horse didn’t I?




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