It's safe to say your relationship is finished if the only way you can imagine solving your problems is by borrowing a time machine.
I also liked this sentence:
Powrerful forearms always get me; there's something irresistible attractive about a man who looks as if he could break my heart with his bare hands.
I will warn you that if you're a Republican, especially a Log Cabin Republican...you might not love your portrayal in this book. And hopefully that is actually an endorsement for most people reading this blog!
And you can hear Bob read tomorrow night free at Drunken! Careening! Writers! For so long I couldn't attend because my night and DCW were the same, but now I can attend. And I'm reading in November!
Drunken! Careening! Writers!
Isa Coffey
Joel Derfner
Jenifer Levin
Bob Smith
"Glitter and Be Gay"
Thursday, June 23, 7pm
KGB Bar
85 E. 4th St., NYC
FREE